Dudebrodian Empire

The Seminal (lol) Era-

 * Founded in 1848 A.D. (C.E. for you politically correct pussies) on the eighth Tuesday of the year, the Dudebrodian Empire began as a small whaling village in the Pupin crater. The sole occupant of the village, Dudebrodius, was disappointed when he found that not only did the moon lack whales, it also lacked an atmosphere. However, this did not deter the determined whaler, as he continued venturing out each day, harpoon in hand, to find something to spear.Moon2.jpg


 * Eventually, he discovered a race of sentient, armless, reptilian moonbeasts, who Dudebrodius quickly befriended. No just kidding. He raped their churches, burned their women, and baffled their dyslexics. All with a single harpoon and a can of iced tea.


 * He killed millions of the dastardly, oppressive savages... savages? Well, that's what is says here on the lesson plan... eventually returning to his small whaling shack as the iron-fisted ruler of the remaining few moon creatures, which he named Walloops. He put them to work mining precious oxygen crystals, and Dudebrodius used the profits from the mines to build a beautiful moon resort, which later became the capital city, Eljuego.

The Tranquil Era-

 * After Dudebrodius was ousted from his postion as Emperor of The Moon (and later exiled) for simultaneously violating Moon Law and The Moon itself, one of Eljuego's tourists assumed the throne.

The Capital

 * Eljuego was founded in 1848, and was based around a moon resort built by the Moon's first inhabitant and Emperor. Its name stems from a Walloop word, meaning "Great Anger and Hatred". Dudebrodius came up with the name while designing the city, and forcing the natives to run in circles.

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